Dizzygizmo

2010-05-18

The Lich King

At 22:57, on the 18th of May 2010, Dizzygizmo killed the end boss of Wrath of the Lich King. Their mission complete, they immediately disbanded to pursue their personal dreams.

Anaredia married an orc and moved to Outland to raise felboar.

Azami became the lead dancer of the Undercity Ballet Company.

Blingtin spent the rest of his days fishing for a turtle.

Brutalia went rusty and was mistaken for a bronze statue. A bird made a nest in her helm. Brut didn't seem to mind.

Caritas quit the healing game and became the most feared and bloodthirsty shadow priest of all time.

Guldrun hired herself out to children's parties, where she makes the kids scream by bursting out of a cake in berserker stance and critting all the balloon animals.

Guppeth vanished without a trace.

Hives decided to think of an even worse name than Hives, but died of old age without even coming close. The best he could come up with was Ankle-Gout.

Klodain discovered a new form, donkey form, and travelled the world kicking people in the ass when they least expected it. They never heard him coming, because he was always muted.

Latjin developed a terrible fear of frost orbs and went to live in the hottest place he could find. He is happy, if sweaty.

Maelron discovered that he could end world hunger with his new spell, Mirror Sheep, which creates several sheep. You have to eat fast though, it only lasts for 30 seconds!

Melibur found the last golden ticket and is now the owner of Zonka's Sock Factory.

Ossirion because the star of a new TV show, Death Knight Rider, in which he and his talking car catch criminals and turn them into ghouls.

Pyraïthas opened a massage parlour in Thunder Bluff but was forced out of business when his Tauren masseuse crushed the spine of one of his Forsaken customers.

Reliko choked on a cookie. It was what he would have wanted.

Runehoof discovered that dragon punches are not for punching dragons. Deathwing got a black eye, Rune got eaten.

Sero disappeared when Freki got a new pet. Freki is very happy with his new Worgen Hunter.

Shaikki took over Pyraïthas's premises when the massage parlour was closed down. Her new parlour, "Tank and Spank," was even more popular.

Svartlut invented a new type of hyper-intelligent totem and sold it to a Goblin arms company. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Goblin decisions are removed from strategic defence. Svartnet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

Thagron partied so hard after the defeat of Arthas he completely forgot who he was. He is now the King of the Kobolds. Under his rule, no one ever has their candle taken.

Urdrasil waited until everyone went to bed, smashed the Frozen Throne and stole the Helm of Domination. He now works at "Tank and Spank."

Vesh went to Silvermoon University to develop a new and totally fair and perfect loot system. He is still there.

Warmian heard that owls can twist their heads 360 degrees. He discovered, fatally, that they can't.

Xiurhn turned out to be a shared hallucination caused by a side effect of the drug Ashanti was feeding everyone to make them pass on all loot.

Ylun had a happy and prosperous life, until she was somehow set on fire after she deleted this post and replaced it with stupid heroic Marrowgar.